The apocolypse is upon us.  I am, and will remain for months, in shock and awe thinking about breasts as electrical producers.  Even more troubling is the knowledge that women view them as detriments.  How can that be reconciled with their true worth, at least in my eyes…..?

Dude, ‘the hell? You know, me and my breasts already do enough dang work without having to produce energy too. I can see it now, “Mommy, walk faster, my iPod won’t work.” No thank you!